im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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