yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i would punch a child for taco bell
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
this is an emotional support booty call
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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