I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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