why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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