like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so let's talk penis.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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