those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did I show you my penis last night?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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