i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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