BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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