yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
ok first of all what the fuck
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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