In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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