Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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