whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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