even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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