The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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