We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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