So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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