its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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