that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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