Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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