Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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