Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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