We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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