i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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