I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
not ubering you a puppy