i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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