I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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