guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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