Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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