I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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