Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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