We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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