Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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