Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
