It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize