Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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