We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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