do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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