He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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