question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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