I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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