i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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