Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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