how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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