So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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