we made out on top of his cat.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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