She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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