I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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