You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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