I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.