after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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