Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
