Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just google imaged poop.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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