Im at strip club and am horny
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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