You can't special order awesome
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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